Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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