Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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