your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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