I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Randomize
