rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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