Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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