theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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