oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Randomize
