some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
i out mim tonsoeep
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