Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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