And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
