I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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