Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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