if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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