At least make sure they are 18
Why
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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