Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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