If that was your dad, he is hot
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Sorry about my life...
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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