i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Are we still banned from the library?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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