ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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