yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It's just like the Real World with babies
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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