I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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