lets start a swedish sibling band together
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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