ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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