so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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