K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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