How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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