I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Mom said you looked used
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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