You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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