so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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