The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
