nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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