dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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