Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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