I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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