K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I have post one night stand depression
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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