If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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