"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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