I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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