Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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