So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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