i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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