your parents love me but you hate me
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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