That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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