You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Randomize
