When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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