we're blogging at a bar
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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