do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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