when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
