Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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