We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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