Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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