he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
