Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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