I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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