People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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